Five Things You'll Never Hear Me Say:
1. Dh, can we please move back to Perryville, Arkansas? (Dh thought of this one, and he is RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!)
2. Honey, let's build a barbed wire fence. (Dh thought of this one too LOL)
3. I LOVE to wash dishes. (And this one. LOLOL!)
4. Oh hey, my checkbook balanced within $10. Close enough.
5. Let's go tent camping!
OK dh and I thought of some more LOL:
Where's that anesthesiologist? I want an epidural!
I love co-sleeping.
Can I have a cup of coffee?
Let's have ribs for supper.
I just got back from a 2-mile run. And I feel GREAT!
Please don't play with my hair.
Mmmmmm gimme some more of that wintergreen gum.
Here, let me help you skin that deer.
Look at this new string bikini I bought!





